The House of the Happy Horny Cow
Holy COW ... this is most likely the horniest house in Walthamstow!  Built 1901, bombed in WW2 & rebuilt 1947. Now fully refurbished to beyond modern day standards. Bovinely decorated ... a mash between Edwardian splender & elegance, with a hint of contemporary &  a full blast of quirk!  A style palace with original artwork by Mary 'Shuffle-Bottom' Parkinson along with old and new fun 'toys' including a: record player; Oculus; Xbox & Driving Rig; PS5; Fairground Punch Ball; Air Hockey; & more!
["Free dryer \u2013 In building", "Board games", "Fire pit", "Indoor fireplace", "First aid kit", "Cooking basics", "Free washer \u2013 In building", "Outdoor dining area", "Carbon monoxide alarm", "Game console", "Kitchen", "Shampoo", "Exercise equipment", "Dedicated workspace", "Garden view", "Arcade games", "Outdoor furniture", "Coffee maker", "Hair dryer", "Exterior security cameras on property", "Smoke alarm", "Heating", "Keypad", "BBQ grill", "Refrigerator", "Self check-in", "Paid parking on premises", "Private backyard \u2013 Fully fenced", "Portable air conditioning", "Dishes and silverware", "Essentials", "Fire extinguisher", "Iron", "Wifi", "Hot water", "Hangers", "TV"]